Vanity Fair : Trump Grill Could Be The Worst Restaurant In America

There’s nothing more potent than a woman’s scorn. This beautifully written article about Donald Trump’s restaurant, Trump Grill, located on the main floor (or basement) of the Trump Tower in New York city, is oozing with harsh criticisms on Donald Trump, in general. The review is witty, honest, very colorful, and … the author, Tina Nguyen, didn’t hold back. It reminds me of a scene in “The Matrix : Reloaded,” the one where Neo, Morpheus, and Trinity visited the Merovingian. He said, about the French language, “It’s like wiping your ass with silk. I love it.” The article is written in English, but after reading it, I kinda understand what he’s talking about … silk-to-ass. Makes you wanna sit back back, put your feet up, take a deep breath, and just take all the scorn in… bask in it. Refreshing! Here’s a taste…

“The allure of Trump’s restaurant, like the candidate, is that it seems like a cheap version of rich. The inconsistent menus—literally, my menu was missing dishes that I found on my dining partners’—were chock-full of steakhouse classics doused with unnecessarily high-end ingredients. The dumplings, for instance, come with soy sauce topped with truffle oil, and the crostini is served with both hummus and ricotta, two exotic ingredients that should still never be combined. The menu itself would like to impress diners with how important it is, randomly capitalizing fancy words like “Prosciutto” and “Julienned” (and, strangely, ”House Salad”).”— Tina Nguyen/Vanity Fair

Source: Vanity Fair

 

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