#InstaMen — João Viana a.k.a. @JVBullseye (London)

PressASAP_JVBullseyeA “dreamer, lover, shameless self-promoter,” are some of the attributes this London-based interior designer describes himself. We could confidently add “great genes, beautiful and pose like a pro” to the list, but you’ll be the judge. He’s like your typical above-average guy next door. Originally from Portugal, this self-absorbed (I say that in the most endearing way) fitness buff may just as well model on the side, because he surely got it all, even the posing. Like many amateurs, we take selfie notes from our imaginary “Posh Spice School of Posing” — serve resting bitch face, look constipated, and never smile (unless you’re Julia Roberts, Whitney Houston, or Bianca Del Rio). And apparently, he does too. And didn’t we mention his super tight physique? Yes, his facial expression maybe just one- or two- note, but they’re all perfect look… and there’s a big bonus too.

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Another day another💲

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Wknd 🙌🏽

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I had to pour myself into those shorts 🐷

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Dangling Saturday 😝

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But wait, there’s more… on his Instagram account.

 

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